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berries:

Adult: your hickey is crude and trashy, you should be ashamed

me: 

• is a teenager
  
• is living life and having fun
  
• is bothering no one
• hasn’t had 3 failed marriages
  
• didn’t ask, martha

throwoveryourman:

why do so many women find their voices getting really girly when they talk to strangers or are generally not totally comfortable. it’s not even just that it’s like higher pitched from nerves it’s a whole different voice. weird and scary to catch yourself doing it 

bigdickcastle:

i want such simple things. my cat. a potted cactus. mason jars. fairy lights. a multi million dollar penthouse suite that overlooks central park. two billion dollars, cash. a muscle bound man who remains silent at all times and carries me from room to room when i am too tired to walk. a mimosa, which i drink from the right shoe of a new pair of louboutins